Sunday, November 9, 2008

cody makes a porno review

So this weekend me and the future Mrs. Tate Headed out to an early Saturday morning movie i love doing this cause i not a big fan of crowds so i get to avoid an ass load of people and its cheaper to get tickets i think a 3 buck deference I'm not sure. it cost us 10 bucks to get into the movies and if i would have gotten up a little earlier and ate something before we headed out i wouldn't have had to spend and extra $12.50 for 2 hot dogs and 1 large coke see and i wish i could say that the hot dogs where the best i have ever had but they weren't so anyways so you might be asking what movie did you go see ....and i would say oh that's right i haven't said yet well does this helpLet me just say this I am a huge Kevin Smith fan I Love all of his movies even Jersey Girl yeah I said it
This has replaced my favorite Smith movie My old list looked like this

1. Clerks II
2. Dogma
3. Clerks
4. Mallrats
5. Chasing Amy
6. Jay and Silent Bob strike back
7. Jersey girl

Now this is what it looks like

1. Zack and Miri
2. Clerks II
3. Dogma
4. Clerks
5. Mallrats
6. Chasing Amy
7. Jay and Silent Bob strike back
8. Jersey girl

and that not including the Clerks the cartoon or the movies he has acted in
any ways on to the movie
It was super fucking good it was funny as hell it was romantic and it was a good time all around i think that every one with a sense of humor should go see it and please don't take the kids its called Zack and Miri make a porno so don't take the kids cause you see some things naughty parts OH YEAH
well it takes place in Monroeville, Pennsylvania where the Monroeville mall is the mall they used for Dawn of the Dead 1978
The movies about to slackers that have known each other since first grade Zack (Zack) Brown and Miri (Stinky) Linky who are late on there bills and broke as hell with only enough money for a flesh light (you can look that one up yourselves) anyways they fall on some hard times with there power being turned off and no water and with the help of some Friends they decide to make a porno now I'm jumping around quite a bit so not to give anything away and I'm not going any further with this
I'm just going to say go see
it the movie is grate i think it was a grate date movie and just a super good movie so enjoy I give this movie a 5 out of 5 I'm going to try and talk Aimee into seeing it again asap
well I'm going to say think you for reading this and suffering through my horrible movie reviewing skills next time I'm hoping i will be able to talk about The secret order of the bearded bald man club
so till then much love to you all
Cody Tate

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I love you honey. It was a great movie, really funny. Now, I want to hear about this bearded bald man club.