Saturday, September 27, 2008


BIGFOOT and YOU
or what can i do at work while board:

Bigfoot , Sasquatch , Swamp ape , Yeti ,Almasti, Yeren, Yowie, Orang Kubu, Beruang Rambai, Orang Gadang, Zana, Ameranthropoides loysi, Mono Rei, Grey Man, rakshasa, meh-the, abominable snowman, Jangali Mosh, Barmanu, Chuchunaa, wildman, Yahoo, Great Hair Moehau, Orang Dalam, Orang Sanat, kapre, waray-waray, orang gugu, beruang rambai, batutut, atu, sedapa, mawa, Malay, Sedapa, Wookie, Momo, MacDhu, and Liath Mori. Ralph Tate
all these names mean one thing bigfoot and not the monster truck TAKE THAT BIGFOOT THE MONSTER TRUCK
Bigfoot has been seen by an assload of people some of those people are the same people you see wearing tin foil hats on the streets and some are could be creadable people I my self have seen a bigfoot he lives with my mom and i call him dad OH YEAH TAKE THAT DAD ZING

look at him he might be balding on top but he has a mighty roar anyways

Bigfoot is the most elusive creatur in the world kind of like Dick Cheney has any one seen him

I haven't anyways. Im not sure how i feel about this the kid in me wants to beleave in him but the scientific person i am is a skeptic

But the hunt shall countenue now back to bigfoot OH TAKE THAT CHENEY WOW NICE SELF HIGH FIVE
If you would want more info on bigfoot heres somes documentary movies for you to check out
The Legend of Boggy Creek (this is the best one)
In search of bigfoot
Sasquatch: Legend Meets Science by Dr. Jeff Meldrum


at about 6 in the morning the other day i woke up and took a shower to get ready for work just like every day i dry off and put my boxers on and if you know me i am not a small dude im not tall but im fat (i was trying to come up with a nice way to put it) and im hairy so im like a sort bigfoot but bald on top well my neace's room is right across from the bathroom and she was sitting on her bed and looked up at me i just stood there and i started to walk like bigfoot walked past her door gave it a sec to sink in and poked my head around the corner and yelled you have been bigfooted she didnt know what to say but i gave me a good chuckle

So about an houre latter in at work talking to my future wife and started to walk away as i did that i thought about how many people i could bigfoot if i did it at work so i waited till i had to head to the rest room making as much noise so aimee will be looking i do it swing my arms taking huge steps and turning at the waist to look at her like this ------------------------------------------------->
just dressed i little better not much but a little
waiting the second or two to let it sink in i poked my head around the corner of the cubicle and said you have been bigfooted oh yeah
This went on for quit sometime doing it anyone that came in to my eyesight that i thought might get a kick out of it or not call HR latter after i have chilled out after work my sisters wife came home from work i hide in my nieces room and started making Bigfoot sounds not really knowing what a Bigfoot sounds like i just started making noises i have heard my dad making BURN ON YOU DAD HIGH FIVE she stood in her rooms door way and i walked by turned and looked and than yelled YOU'VE BEEN BIGFOOTED BITCH YEAH and than walked away so if you are board at work home hell mall anywhere pull out a good old Bigfoot and have a good chuckle


on a serious more note I would like to say that we have lost a grate American actor today I am a big fan of his work and wish i would have got to met him

RIP
Paul Newman

sorry to leave you guys on a down note but i heard about this in the middle of writing this and i had to show my respects to this grate man


see you guys around
Cody Adam Tate

No comments: