cody makes a porno review

So this weekend me and the future Mrs. Tate Headed out to an early Saturday morning movie i love doing this cause i not a big fan of crowds so i get to avoid an ass load of people and its cheaper to get tickets i think a 3 buck deference I'm not sure. it cost us 10 bucks to get into the movies and if i would have gotten up a little earlier and ate something before we headed out i wouldn't have had to spend and extra $12.50 for 2 hot dogs and 1 large coke see and i wish i could say that the hot dogs where the best i have ever had but they weren't so anyways so you might be asking what movie did you go see ....and i would say oh that's right i haven't said yet well does this helpLet me just say this I am a huge Kevin Smith fan I Love all of his movies even Jersey Girl yeah I said it
This has replaced my favorite Smith movie My old list looked like this

1. Clerks II
2. Dogma
3. Clerks
4. Mallrats
5. Chasing Amy
6. Jay and Silent Bob strike back
7. Jersey girl

Now this is what it looks like

1. Zack and Miri
2. Clerks II
3. Dogma
4. Clerks
5. Mallrats
6. Chasing Amy
7. Jay and Silent Bob strike back
8. Jersey girl

and that not including the Clerks the cartoon or the movies he has acted in
any ways on to the movie
It was super fucking good it was funny as hell it was romantic and it was a good time all around i think that every one with a sense of humor should go see it and please don't take the kids its called Zack and Miri make a porno so don't take the kids cause you see some things naughty parts OH YEAH
well it takes place in Monroeville, Pennsylvania where the Monroeville mall is the mall they used for Dawn of the Dead 1978
The movies about to slackers that have known each other since first grade Zack (Zack) Brown and Miri (Stinky) Linky who are late on there bills and broke as hell with only enough money for a flesh light (you can look that one up yourselves) anyways they fall on some hard times with there power being turned off and no water and with the help of some Friends they decide to make a porno now I'm jumping around quite a bit so not to give anything away and I'm not going any further with this
I'm just going to say go see it the movie is grate i think it was a grate date movie and just a super good movie so enjoy I give this movie a 5 out of 5 I'm going to try and talk Aimee into seeing it again asap
well I'm going to say think you for reading this and suffering through my horrible movie reviewing skills next time I'm hoping i will be able to talk about The secret order of the bearded bald man club
so till then much love to you all
Cody Tate

BIGFOOT and YOU
or what can i do at work while board:

Bigfoot , Sasquatch , Swamp ape , Yeti ,Almasti, Yeren, Yowie, Orang Kubu, Beruang Rambai, Orang Gadang, Zana, Ameranthropoides loysi, Mono Rei, Grey Man, rakshasa, meh-the, abominable snowman, Jangali Mosh, Barmanu, Chuchunaa, wildman, Yahoo, Great Hair Moehau, Orang Dalam, Orang Sanat, kapre, waray-waray, orang gugu, beruang rambai, batutut, atu, sedapa, mawa, Malay, Sedapa, Wookie, Momo, MacDhu, and Liath Mori. Ralph Tate
all these names mean one thing bigfoot and not the monster truck TAKE THAT BIGFOOT THE MONSTER TRUCK
Bigfoot has been seen by an assload of people some of those people are the same people you see wearing tin foil hats on the streets and some are could be creadable people I my self have seen a bigfoot he lives with my mom and i call him dad OH YEAH TAKE THAT DAD ZING

look at him he might be balding on top but he has a mighty roar anyways

Bigfoot is the most elusive creatur in the world kind of like Dick Cheney has any one seen him

I haven't anyways. Im not sure how i feel about this the kid in me wants to beleave in him but the scientific person i am is a skeptic

But the hunt shall countenue now back to bigfoot OH TAKE THAT CHENEY WOW NICE SELF HIGH FIVE
If you would want more info on bigfoot heres somes documentary movies for you to check out
The Legend of Boggy Creek (this is the best one)
In search of bigfoot
Sasquatch: Legend Meets Science by Dr. Jeff Meldrum

at about 6 in the morning the other day i woke up and took a shower to get ready for work just like every day i dry off and put my boxers on and if you know me i am not a small dude im not tall but im fat (i was trying to come up with a nice way to put it) and im hairy so im like a sort bigfoot but bald on top well my neace's room is right across from the bathroom and she was sitting on her bed and looked up at me i just stood there and i started to walk like bigfoot walked past her door gave it a sec to sink in and poked my head around the corner and yelled you have been bigfooted she didnt know what to say but i gave me a good chuckle

So about an houre latter in at work talking to my future wife and started to walk away as i did that i thought about how many people i could bigfoot if i did it at work so i waited till i had to head to the rest room making as much noise so aimee will be looking i do it swing my arms taking huge steps and turning at the waist to look at her like this ------------------------------------------------->
just dressed i little better not much but a little
waiting the second or two to let it sink in i poked my head around the corner of the cubicle and said you have been bigfooted oh yeah
This went on for quit sometime doing it anyone that came in to my eyesight that i thought might get a kick out of it or not call HR latter after i have chilled out after work my sisters wife came home from work i hide in my nieces room and started making Bigfoot sounds not really knowing what a Bigfoot sounds like i just started making noises i have heard my dad making BURN ON YOU DAD HIGH FIVE she stood in her rooms door way and i walked by turned and looked and than yelled YOU'VE BEEN BIGFOOTED BITCH YEAH and than walked away so if you are board at work home hell mall anywhere pull out a good old Bigfoot and have a good chuckle


on a serious more note I would like to say that we have lost a grate American actor today I am a big fan of his work and wish i would have got to met him

RIP
Paul Newman

sorry to leave you guys on a down note but i heard about this in the middle of writing this and i had to show my respects to this grate man


see you guys around
Cody Adam Tate

people I would like to meet

Hello all how are you all? I have met a lot of people in my time on this earth, when I was 11 I met Jenny Garth of 90210 I know kind of lame but hey I was 11 and she had boobs. In my older years i have enjoyed going to conventions and meeting lots of really cool people and every time i meet some one I wish I could spend a little more time with them getting to know them over a dinner just hanging out you know I am not ungrateful for the 2 to 3 minutes (other than Zachary Quinto that spent about 10 minutes talking to me and Aimee about us and how it was one of his first cons) that you get to talk to them and tell them how cool they are than you tell them your name and they sign your stuff and send you on your way if they are cool and not to busy they will take a pic with you and some times they will brake the rules and sign stuff that you didn't pay for like the time Greg Grunberg signed my slusho pull over hoodie just because he is Buddy's with J. J. Abrams that's so bad ass super nice guy or the time me and Aimee were walking around the con and bumping into Joey Fatone not his biggest fan but he was super cool and was not there as a guest but as a fan so by him being so cool and nice and super funny i am a fan of him as a person
any ways here's a list of people i would like to hang out with some i have met and some i haven't

Nathan Fillion: When I met him the line was super long so it was quick but we did get to talk about his blog and his flight to Orlando
WHAT WE WOULD DO: well I know he is a big halo fan so i think we would play halo and order a pizza just chilling good time had by all

Simon Pegg : Never met him but I'm a huge fan and would enjoy hanging out with him and getting to ask him questions
WHAT WE WOULD DO: I would like to think we would hit a pub and get some drinks into us talking about star wars the dead movies and all sorts of geekery

Bruce Cambell : Super cool guy me and my best friend O'D went to a Q&A at the Tampa Theatre it rocked and after the show he signed his books and than after that he signed other stuff I will at this time to invoke the fact that I'm writing this to have O'D join me and MR Campbell
WHAT WE WOULD DO: We would enjoy a super good stake dinner and than cigars at some sort of classy cigar lounge fucking chilling like pimps word bitch

Neil Patrick Harris : NPH nuff. said
WHAT WE WOULD DO: I'm not sure but it would be bad ass cause hes fucking Doogie
DOOGIE !!!!

The Kids In The Hall : After there show in clearwater that my lovely soon to be wife Aimee got me tickets I made her wait about 2 hours so that I could meet them all shes quit the sport but it was worth it it was like meeting some sort of imaginary person that you knew since you were 9
WHAT WE WOULD DO: I'm not sure on this one probably get drunk and chill or something cooler than that


Kevin Smith : One of my favorite people i have not met him yet every time he comes to town i can never make it and i can make it he cant so this is the one would be the big one for me
WHAT WE WOULD DO : I think we would get a nice dinner that isn't so good for us but taste good and than sit in a coffee shop drinking coffee and smoking an ass load of cigarettes

Zachary Levi : Chuck is one of my favorite new shows so I would like to meet the star of the show see if he is in fact as geeky as his onscreen counterpart
WHAT WE WOULD DO: X box 360 Wii that would be a drink beer gaming night maybe rock the guitar hero you geek shit

Felicia Day : I would love to meet this person she seems to be a cool person
WHAT WOULD WE DO: shes a gamer so guess what pizza and video games I'm all about it


OK so I'm getting tried of looking at this screen so I'm going to watch TV and think of some more stuff to write for this or may be one of the 10 comics I'm trying to write
till we meet again stay safe

All about me

So for the new people and a refresher for my friends here is some stuff about me now with pictures
This is me My name is Cody
I was named after a little native american
kid on sesame street and im a geek
I was born October 25 1979
I work at coventry health care I have worked there for 8 years not my dream job but its work I enjoy the people I really want to write comic books





Im getting married in 3 months to this lovely woman


Her name is Aimee shes super cool shes my best friend
shes a geek to we have been together for 2 years I'm one lucky guy






thats it for now cause i cant think of any other things to write about myself and i cant beleave it took me so long to write this one i hope my next one will be much better i hope
so keep rocking i know i will








CODY TATE